Ask Fluffy: Gabriel Iglesias Reveals His Ideal Wrestling Name (Ep. 2) | Fuse

Ask Fluffy: Gabriel Iglesias Reveals His Ideal Wrestling Name (Ep. 2) | Fuse


Hey! We’re back again. Well, we haven’t left. We didn’t go anywhere. They swear we left.
Hell no. We’ve been here
the whole time. Uh anyway, Alfred’s gonna
keep asking some questions and I’m gonna keep seeing
what I have to say. These guys ain’t
going nowhere and neither am I,
for that matter. Ben 10? If I was a wrestler, what
would my stage name be? Uh… I’d probably be
the Fluffster. As far as what my finishing
move is, I don’t know man. You know, I actually wanted to
be a professional wrestler but I don’t know what name or what
persona I would’ve taken on. Chonis or
your shorts? Oh, if I was gonna wrestle? I’d probably wrestle
in shorts like John Cena. I think only John Cena and I
are keeping shorts alive. Filder91 from San Antonio, Texas, what’s up 210? Yeah, so what wrestler
do I think I can take? I think I could
take all of them… to eat. (Alfred
chuckling) Esteban Off MG.
E-S-T-E-B-A-N Esteban! Esteban and then
it’s O-F-F-M-G. O-F-F-M… okay,
what’s up, Esteban? Esteban OFMG. From Los Angeles! From Los Angeles.
What’s the question? “I’m hungry.
What should I eat?” Me too. Are you buying?
(Chuckles) Yeah, he’s from LA.
Where you at, bro? Yeah, right. Get some tacos,
let’s go to the corn guy. Shout out to
the corn guy right there on Lincoln Heights
on Broadway and Workman. I forgot his name, bro.
The corn guy. Just the corn guy.
Corn guy. He’s there from 9pm to 1am. Actually, he shows up
later than that because we’ve been there before and
we had to wait for his ass. Yeah, yeah. Okay,
10pm to 1am. Look for the long
line in the dark. There’s a line of
people in the dark. It looks like
they’re about to do something, but no, they’re
just waiting for corn. He’ll show up. Yeah, he’s badass. I don’t. I go back to
sleep in the morning. Unless I have a flight.
If I have a flight, then I gotta get my ass outta
bed and then jump in the shower and wake up and then
head to the airport. The travel days are always-
and you know the drill, dude. Travel days,
there’s no sleeping in. That’s not a matter of, “Oh,
how am I gonna get out of bed?” You just
gotta go and do it. So there’s two days out
of the week where that happens. Actually no,
I take that back. It’s usually four days out of
the week where we gotta get up and go, get up
and go, get up and go. And basically they’re
not gonna wait for us, which is our motivation
to get our asses out of bed. Remember that one time
when they left us? Yeah. Oh, that’s a funny story. So, you know I have
a tour bus on the road and everybody knows that
you have to be to the tour bus by a certain time
in the morning. Like if they say it’s a 7am
call time, bus call time, your ass has to
be on the bus by 7am, or you’re gonna
get left behind. And everybody on the tour
has been left behind and had to have caught a flight
to catch up to us somewhere. Either they hung out too late
one night, they got drunk, and then they missed their-
you know, the call, or they didn’t
wake up in time. Whatever the case, everyone has
missed the bus. Including me. The funny part is that one
day, I think where was it? Tulsa, Oklahoma?
Tulsa, Oklahoma. Tulsa, Oklahoma. Alfred here calls our
promoter Paul, Paul Malage, and he’s like, “Hey Paul,
you guys left without me. You left without me.” And
Paul, without missing a beat, is like, “Dude, well you’re
gonna have to catch a flight. We’ll see you in the next city.” And then Alfred says,
“I got Fluffy with me,” and he goes, “Alright, we’re
turning the bus around.” (Laughs) Yeah, I’m the one guy
they can’t leave behind. I pay the bus, you know? (Laughs) That was funny. But yeah,
I got left behind. Alright you guys.
You’re asking the questions, I’m giving you the answers and
hopefully I’m helping you out. And if not,
I am so sorry. But doesn’t
he look good? Sorry if I butchered your name. I mess a lot of things up.
Sorry though.

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2 Replies to “Ask Fluffy: Gabriel Iglesias Reveals His Ideal Wrestling Name (Ep. 2) | Fuse”

  1. fluffy me and my brother are going to see you in Columbus in July can't wait to see your Gabriel Iglesias

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