Sumo Wrestling World Games

Sumo Wrestling World Games


NAME FOR HIMSELF IN THE SUMO WRESTLING WORLD. KENZIE IS WITH HIM RIGHT NOW TRYING TO LEARN THE BASICS. THAT’S RIGHT WE’RE WITH MIKE YTECCA YOU’RE ACTUALLY KIND OF CUDDLY AND SWEET. I’M JUST A BIG SILLY SUMO. ALL RIGHT. SO YOU HAVE A REALLY COOL STORY. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT YOU ASPIRED TO DO ALL YOUR LIFE. NO ACTUALLY. I PLAYED OTHER SPORTS GROWING UP AND THEN I GOT REALLY FAT AND I SAID HEY WHAT DO FAT PEOPLE THAT’S COOL AND I TYPED THAT INTO GOOGLE AND I SAW SUMO WRESTLING AND SO I WENT TO MY FIRST TOURNAMENT AND I WON AND IT’S BEEN KIND OF A DOMINO EFFECT. THANKS GOOGLE. YOU ALSO WERE TELLING ME THAT YOU PRACTICALLY INVENTED THE MAN BUN. I DIDN’T INVENT IT. I SAW A MAN BUN THE OTHER DAY AT THE GROCERY STORE AND I THOUGHT OH, MY GOODNESS THOSE ARE REAL. AND THEN I SAW YOURS. YOURS I LIKE. BUT THE ONES AT THE GROCERY STORE I’M CONFUSED ABOUT. I DON’T REALLY WANT A MAN BUN I’M JUST ACCIDENTALLY IN THE MAN BUN CATEGORY. AND WE TALKED ABOUT YOU ARE SELF-TAUGHT. DID YOU TEACH YOURSELF THIS ONLINE? I’M A BIG FAN OF SELF-EDUCATION AND I WANTED TO SEE HOW FAR I COULD GET WITHOUT HAVING ANY EDUCATIONAL TRAINING. AND I READ ALL THE MOVES AND I PRACTICED THEM ON MY BROTHER AND MY FRIENDS AND I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW FAR I COULD REALLY GET WITHOUT ANY FORMAL TRAINING AND I GOT TO REPRESENT THE UNITED STATES AT THE WORLD GAMES IN POLAND AND THAT WAS AMAZING. AND WHAT PLACE DID YOU RANK? WAS IT SILVER. OH, SO TO QUALIFY YOU HAVE TO BE A SILVER OR GOLD MEDALLIST FOR YOUR COUNTRY. THE TOP TWO FROM EACH COUNTRY GO TO THE WORLD GAMES. SO I DIDN’T MEDAL AT THE WORLD GAMES BUT IT’S THE EQUIVALENT OF THE OLYMPICS. IT’S NOT ON OLYMPIC SPORT. SO I GOT TO THAT LEVEL BY TEACHING MYSELF. SO NOW WHEN PEOPLE GOOGLE THEY FIND YOU. IF THEY TYPE IN U.S. SUMO MAYBE. THAT’S INCREDIBLE. LIKE APART OF THE CHALLENGE IS MAKING A MEAN FACE TRYING TO INTIMIDATE THE PERSON ACROSS FROM YOU JUST WITH A NASTY SCOWL. DID YOU PRACTICE THAT IN THE MIRROR? I DID. FIRST THING IS ACCEPT WHO YOU ARE. SO WHAT I DID WAS I JUST GOT REALLY COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN. YOU DO. YOU NEED TO DO THAT. AND THEN I WAS JUST BORN WITH EYE BROWS THAT RAISE. GREAT EYE BROWS. YOU WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT CARTOON CHARACTER. YEAH. THAT’S A COMPLIMENT. I MEAN THAT IN THE NICEST WAY. I GOT TWO MOVIE ROLES JUST BEING A MEAN LOOKING GUY. I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME RIGHT NOW. SO EAT A LOT. GOT THAT DONE. AND SIT AROUND. I GOT THAT FROM CAMBI BROWN. CAN I JUST SHOW YOU A FEW SUMO MOVES. SO FIRST YOU’VE GOT TO WARM UP. YOU WANT TO LEAN FORWARD JUST A LITTLE BIT AND ROLL YOUR SHOULDERS OUT A LITTLE BIT AND LEAN BACK AND DO THE SAME THING AND YOU JUST KIND OF GO FORWARD. GO FORWARD. LIKE A SHIMMY. OH. YOU’RE JUST GOING TO LIFT YOUR RIGHT LEG. HOLD IT FOR A SECOND. SLAP YOUR THIGH. LET’S BRING IT DOUVEN. LIFT IT UP. SLAP IT, BRING IT DOWN. AND YOU WANT TO SQUAT AS LOW AS YOU CAN AND YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME THING ON THIS SIDE. YOU’RE GOING TO LIFT UP YOUR LEG. I HOPE NOBODY CAN SEE MY SPRAY TAN AT THE BOTTOM OF MY FEET. YOU’RE GOING TO STAY DOWN INTO A SQUAT. WHERE DO WE GET TO THE PART WHERE WE TICKLE EACH OTHER? FIRST YOU WANT TO STAY DOWN AS LOW AS YOU CAN KEEPING YOUR ARMS LIKE THIS. MARIANNE. LOOKS GOOD. ARE YOU GUYS IN LOVE WITH ME RIGHT NOW. ABSOLUTELY. ALL DAY. THE PRIMARY MOVE IS YOU WANT TO GET INSIDE AND HAVE YOUR HEAD LIKE THIS. SHE’S MAKING UP STUFF. YOU’RE GOING FREE STYLE. YOU’RE GOING FREE STYLE. REALLY. DO I HAVE PERMISSION. YEAH, SO YOU WANT TO HEAD BUTT ME IN THE CHEST. OH. NOW TRY PUSHING ME AROUND THIS WAY. WHICH WAY? ANY WAY YOU WANT IT. THAT’S THE WAY YOU NEED IT. IT’S HARDER FOR ME TO COUNTER WHAT YOU’RE DOING. SO IF YOU’RE SHORTER THAN ME WHAT I COULD DO IS LOCK YOUR ARMS THIS WAY. I’M NOT REALLY GOING TO THROW YOU. I’M NOT SURE IF MY INSURANCE WORKS YET I’M NEW. THERE’S A FEW WAYS TO WIN. YOU GRAB SOMEONE. I LOVE THAT SUSHI. AND YOU CONTROL THE MAT WHERE YOU PUSH SOMEONE OUT. SO GO AHEAD AND JUST TRY — [ LAUGHTER ] YES. I ALWAYS WANTED A MAN THAT COULD CARRY ME. SO WHERE CAN PEOPLE — HOW CAN PEOPLE FOLLOW YOU AND CONTINUE TO FOLLOW YOUR CAREER? UM, I HAVE A YouTube CHANNEL CALLED “LOUD PAINTINGS” AND INSTAGRAM. I WRITE COMIC BOOKS. I MAKE DOCUMENTARIES. NO MATTER WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO BE ABLE TO STAY INTERESTED IN WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU. YOU’RE A JACK OF ALL TRADES. I LIKE ART IN GENERAL ANY WAY I CAN DO THAT I LIKE MARTIAL ARTS. WELL LET’S GO SPOON IN THE CORNER THAT WAS A LOT. YOU’VE GOT THE ROBE. YOU GOT THE MOOD GOING. I LIKE THAT PICTURE. THAT’S NICE. DID YOU LEARN SOMETHING? WELL I MEAN THAT WAS MY CARD OWE FOR THE DAY. I WAS GOING TO DANCE FOR YOU GUYS BUT NOT ANYMORE. WE CAN STILL DANCE IF YOU WANT. I LIKE THE BEYONCE YOU WERE STARTING OFF WITH. ALL THAT BRITNEY. YES. NO NO. IT’S OKAY. I LOVED IT. I’M REALLY LONELY. HE’S GOING TO BUMP YOU RIGHT

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Ali “Rapid Reaction” to WWE Draft: Raw Exclusive, Oct. 14, 2019

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ELP and Ishimori have found new enemies in Kanemaru and Desperado! (#njpst)

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