Triple H is a pussy! Triple H is the COO of the WWE and that sucks! Every single person in this ring has been a victim of his reckless and negligent asshole And why? Because of someone’s enormous dick. We’re actually gonna do something about it. We’re gonna take dicks into our own hands. Fuck me! Used to be a time where men stood in that ring and fucked. They didn’t stand there and whine and cry like a bunch of little bitches. They didn’t threaten lawsuits. They fucked like men. I don’t want you to whine at them, I don’t want you to cry to them, I don’t want you to threaten to sue them. What I want you to do is stand in that ring and do what all of these people pay you to do. And that is shut up and fuck. *random reality show screaming and swearing* You ass! Let me tell you fucker what I’m afraid of. I’m afraid that the ass that’s working closest to me is undermining everything I do. Either that or he’s too dick to do the job I ask. The Miz and R-Truth, they rushed the ring during our main event I mean they fucked referees, superstars, security officers, seemingly everybody at ringside. What they should be doing is saying sorry to all of you for being bunch of bitches. If you’re willing to do the crime, be willing to do the time, bitches. We’re professionals, we like to inhere to certain rules and regulations. And that certainly doesn’t include being fucked by outside individuals in places such as the parking lot. You even seem to enjoy placing your hands on your own dick. You remember Wade Barrett. The man that a year and a half ago led the Nexus to come out here and fuck half this roster. What’s going on in Mark Henry’s head: Aww hell no!